"Geeks should rule the world" -David Tennant

 

ultrafacts:

jesperidamnati:

tigerach:

ultrafacts:

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I love this picture that goes with it
Like he’s got his fists raised
“WHY CAN’T I REMEMBER ANYTHING”
"WHYYYYYY???!!"

Both the male and female Pacific Octopus experiences senescence after mating.  The males wander the ocean aimless and starve to death or are hunted by predators as they float aimlessly and the females die almost immediately after the eggs hatch due to starvation.

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ultrafacts:

jesperidamnati:

tigerach:

ultrafacts:

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I love this picture that goes with it

Like he’s got his fists raised

WHY CAN’T I REMEMBER ANYTHING”

"WHYYYYYY???!!"

Both the male and female Pacific Octopus experiences senescence after mating.  The males wander the ocean aimless and starve to death or are hunted by predators as they float aimlessly and the females die almost immediately after the eggs hatch due to starvation.

(Source) for info above

English Pronunciation

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

pantlesscait:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

I still can’t say anemone

I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.

(Source: kanrose)

katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

(Source: shittinggold)

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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(Source: phd-in-awesome)

mystic-crystal-revelation:

nobodyiswatchingus:

Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption.
Taken in Iceland. One of the most unique landscape photos I’ve ever seen.

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mystic-crystal-revelation:

nobodyiswatchingus:

Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption.

Taken in Iceland. One of the most unique landscape photos I’ve ever seen.

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part-of-existance:

jumpyhyliannetop:

Decorated the dorm super spooky this year

if you have no idea where this is from, step away from me NOW